İngilizce bilmeceler (English riddles)

İngilizce bilmeceler (English riddles)

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.

Q: What can’t be used until it’s broken?
A: An egg.

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.

Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

In the alphabet…
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: “i” (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
“y” (Why?”)

Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)

Q: “What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?”
A: “The Q. (queue)

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.

Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn’t weigh anything?
A: The horse’s shadow.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T (“tea”) in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk there.

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.

Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.

Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can’t do surgery on him, because he’s my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.

Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!

Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.

Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.

Q: What do you call a bear without an “ear”?
A: BBBBBBB

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that’s wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn’t empty.

Q: What’s the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don’t have to pay for lightening.

Q: What’s the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.

Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap. (good for phrasal ‘stand up’, and ‘laptop’, lap-dog, etc.)

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No “eye” = No “i”)

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it’s two-tired (too tired)

Q: What’s got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Q: What’s got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.

Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.

A: What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
B: “Wrong”.

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

Q. What two days of the week start with the letter “T”?
A. Tuesday and Thursday? NO, today and tomorrow!

Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything.

Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.

Q: What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
A: Hi Honey! I’m home!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut !

Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?
A: Stamps

Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
A: I didn’t even know sheep could knit!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Why bother, he won’t come anyway.

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including “y” ?
A: Unquestionablely!